How to survive Icepocalypse 2014 in Austin, TX

• Do not go outside!!!!!! If you must, follow the rest of my instructions carefully.

• Dry your hair. Icy hair is never good. Just do it. 

• Lots of socks. You don't actually need to be able to walk normally. Walking like a penguin > losing toes. End of story. 

• Layer Layer Layer. Wear leggings under your pants. Wear every shirt you can find. There is no shame in wearing 5 coats. You may look like a snow man but you will not feel like one. This is all that matters. 

• Do NOT try to be brave! This is Icepocalypse 2014 people! Cancel all of your plans and go into survival mode. We cannot let the tiny patches of snow/ice mix win!!!